Funny Songs

Jeff Dunham Achmed’s “Jingle Bombs”

——————- Achmed sings a christmas song, enjoy! Text: Dashing through the sand with a bomb strapped to my back. I have a nasty plan for Christmas in Iraq. I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B. That’s when I got shot in the ass by the US Military… [it’s not funny!] Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs Mine blew up you see. Where are all the virgins that Bin Laden promised me? Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs US soldiers shot me dead. The only thing that I have left is this towel up on my head. I used to be a man, but every time I cough, thanks to Uncle Sam, my nuts keep falling off. My bombing days are done. I need to find some work. Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk. Oooh, jingle bombs, jingle bombs I think I got screwed. Don’t laugh at me because I’m dead or I’ll kill you… I KILL YOUOUOU! PLEASE SUPPORT JEFF DUNHAM BY BUYING HIS DVDS! Goto www.jeffdunham.com for more information!

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25 Responses to “Jeff Dunham Achmed’s “Jingle Bombs””

  1. On August 14, 2011 at 2:37 pm MrKman2127 responded with... #

    “were are all the vergins that bin lardin promised me” i like it lol

  2. On August 14, 2011 at 2:23 pm PunkRoknNerd95 responded with... #

    Well, Achmed…

    Bin Laden aint comin’ to no town any time soon…
    Just thought I might point it out to you…

    Obama 1
    Osama 0

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    :headbang:

  3. On August 14, 2011 at 1:28 pm Achievementsish responded with... #

    DON’T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON’T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  4. On August 14, 2011 at 12:49 pm DJK0722 responded with... #

    barak obama barak sounds like iraq and obama sounds like osama

  5. On August 14, 2011 at 12:35 pm Dafydd1997 responded with... #

    Jingle Bombs !!!!:D

  6. On August 14, 2011 at 11:40 am lommaren responded with... #

    bin ladin’s been dead since nine years anyway.

  7. On August 14, 2011 at 11:19 am hmw19971 responded with... #

    Bin Laden is dead

  8. On August 14, 2011 at 11:04 am thomas000007 responded with... #

    bin Laden is not the Americans came to town to town where he was hidden Sat

  9. On August 14, 2011 at 10:32 am erniesigsoundfan responded with... #

    @tinfyah88 No, he lies on the bottom of the sea!

  10. On August 14, 2011 at 10:26 am inailboards responded with... #

    @lommaren you thinking about saddam hussein, the old head of state in Iraq, Osama is the one who plotted 9/11, that awful day when the planes hit the towers, pentagon, and try to hit somewhere in DC

  11. On August 14, 2011 at 9:37 am JammyGhetti responded with... #

    I got through checkpoint A, but not through checkpoint B.
    That’s when I got double-tapped in the head by the Navy Seal Team 6!

  12. On August 14, 2011 at 9:26 am MRM1N1M1DGET responded with... #

    tat sounds like a car reck
    do it agian oooooooo be quiet

  13. On August 14, 2011 at 9:07 am thekkinkproject responded with... #

    who lives in a turban under the sea, osama bin lahden!

  14. On August 14, 2011 at 8:34 am IALBATOR2009 responded with... #

    WATCH Bin Laden Death funny video animation by typing this sentence in YouTube search: Bin Laden Dead: Video animation of terrorist leader’s final moments

  15. On August 14, 2011 at 7:53 am Autumn393733 responded with... #

    you racist bastard! i love that part

  16. On August 14, 2011 at 7:14 am SG55OVCam responded with... #

    @jalanparidedap Did they kill the real Osama Bin Laden when he hid behind his wife?

    Because essentially, it was a bearded person in a dress who hid behind…

    …well, a bearded person in a dress.

  17. On August 14, 2011 at 6:49 am missdynamite98 responded with... #

    That is dum

  18. On August 14, 2011 at 6:24 am lommaren responded with... #

    @inailboards Bin Laden suffered from rhenal failure and died in 2001 according to former deputy secretary of state Steve Pieczenik.

  19. On August 14, 2011 at 6:18 am inailboards responded with... #

    @lommaren aah…… your retarded, they de-confirmed that one week later when they found proof threw raido communication that he was still alive, and if you don’t know that your a dur ta dur

  20. On August 14, 2011 at 5:27 am theusama69 responded with... #

    @DhyeyS stfu

  21. On August 14, 2011 at 4:49 am SuperRedheadfred responded with... #

    How pissed do you think Bin Laden is because he has no virgins?

  22. On August 14, 2011 at 4:21 am vincetheavenger responded with... #

    DON’T READ THIS CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS YOU WILL BE KISSED ON THE NEAREST POSSIBLE FRIDAY BY THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE TOMORROW WILL BE THE BEST DAY OF YOUR LIFE. HOWEVER IF YOU DON’T POST THIS TO AT LEAST THREE VIDEOS OR YOU WILL DIE WITHIN TWO DAYS NOW U STARTED READING THIS DON’T STOP THIS IS SO SCARY PUT THIS ON AT LEAST FIVE VIDEOS IN 143 MINUTES WHEN YOUR DONE PRESS F6 AND YOUR LOVERNAME WILL APPEAR ON THE SCREEN IN THE BIG LETTERS THIS IS SO SCARY CAUSE IT ACTUALLY WORKS

  23. On August 14, 2011 at 4:17 am mdog5454 responded with... #

    HOLY CRAP THAT’S SYN GATES DAD

  24. On August 14, 2011 at 3:26 am calvin9841 responded with... #

    jeff dunham has skill. not just by making me roll over on the floor laughing but how hes able to keep a straight face through the hole show

  25. On August 14, 2011 at 2:36 am imfromviwawa responded with... #

    i’ve watched this years ago.. but something just brought me back here.. 😛

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