Funny Songs

Funny Love Song: If Our Love Was an Outhouse. Another Songdrops song by Bryant Oden

Songdrops.com By Bryant Oden who did “The Duck Song” iTunes itunes.apple.com A funny love song or valentine’s day song. Lyrics to the funny song “If Our Love Was an Outhouse” If our love was some swamp gas, it would make a sweet sound If our love was a skunk butt it would stay on the ground If our love was a camel it wouldnt much spit If our love was an outhouse, it would smell like a barbeque pit I wrote this sweet love song special for you Since I forgot your birthday its the least I could do I love you as far as a turkey can fly I love you as long as a lizard stays dry I love you as strong as a turtle can swim I love you as deep as the doodoo Im in If our love was a cockroach it could jump really high If our love was a mushroom it would be a fungi If our love was bread pudding it would hardly have mold If our love was an outhouse, it would be made of gold I wrote this sweet love song special for you Next time Ill notice your brand new hair dew If our love was a chicken it would have purty wings If our love was a cowpie, it would make noses sing If our love was a trash dump it would have no dead mice If our love was an outhouse, it would have no horse flies I wrote this sweet love song special for you I think I Misspelled your name on my two new tattoos I wrote this sweet love song special for you Dont thank me just make me more cornbread and stew Honey youre sweeter than bathtub mildew If Our Love was an Outhouse- a funny song by Bryant Oden

Tags: , , , , , , ,

25 Responses to “Funny Love Song: If Our Love Was an Outhouse. Another Songdrops song by Bryant Oden”

  1. On May 22, 2011 at 11:32 am neesagirl1 responded with... #

    @djkid12321 YOU MEAN $20000

  2. On May 22, 2011 at 10:39 am crackdadey responded with... #

    nice like it its hilbiley haha lol

  3. On May 22, 2011 at 10:26 am jaysbaby82410 responded with... #

    I love you Katheryn Haraga

  4. On May 22, 2011 at 10:02 am dutchmid2 responded with... #

    OMG! I LOVE YOU TO!!!!

  5. On May 22, 2011 at 9:59 am Axoxoxp responded with... #

    Awesome song, but turkeys really can’t fly very far >.

  6. On May 22, 2011 at 9:38 am littunah responded with... #

    I LOVE THIS SONG!!!!! LOL! WHY?! LOL

  7. On May 22, 2011 at 8:38 am peytonriley77 responded with... #

    this is kinda ?

  8. On May 22, 2011 at 7:59 am mrbuddywolf97 responded with... #

    i feel bad for who it was made for

  9. On May 22, 2011 at 7:18 am knueven5150 responded with... #

    anyone know the chords for this? lol

  10. On May 22, 2011 at 7:11 am butterfingers118 responded with... #

    I LOVE THIS SONG ITS AWESOME!!!!!!!!

  11. On May 22, 2011 at 6:39 am ashleynicole103109 responded with... #

    haha this is cute

  12. On May 22, 2011 at 6:17 am ChipzInMyCrotchxD responded with... #

    This is me and my mans song :’) lmfao

  13. On May 22, 2011 at 5:41 am sageman88 responded with... #

    Wow, This guy really loves the letter U

  14. On May 22, 2011 at 5:18 am K4Krislin responded with... #

    So, it is all kind of reverse… since the expression are not as deep as love is… LOL…

  15. On May 22, 2011 at 4:45 am SuperLegomaniac1 responded with... #

    10 PEOPLE THINK TURKEYS CAN FLY.

  16. On May 22, 2011 at 4:35 am MikeCayceMusic responded with... #

    Never mind my iPad wasn’t working. I have the sound now:) but I’m making my own version for fun

  17. On May 22, 2011 at 4:33 am TheJakman333 responded with... #

    @SnowWhiteQueen29 ” i love you as deep as the doodoo i’m in” those my friend are the best lines. still that was the second best in my opinion.

  18. On May 22, 2011 at 3:47 am slavicsweetheart responded with... #

    if someone wrote this for me i dont think i could be mad anymore lol all is forgiven

  19. On May 22, 2011 at 3:16 am QuietWolf15 responded with... #

    I LUV THIS SONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. On May 22, 2011 at 2:17 am 13paparazi responded with... #

    my friends boyfriend thought she was cheating on him so she goes “i love you as deep as the doo doo im in” and he laughed and now theyre back together… yea one day im gona sing this to my boyfriend… when i get one :b

  21. On May 22, 2011 at 2:14 am lala23094 responded with... #

    umm turtles cant swim and turkeys dont fly xD woooowww u most really love thim then :O

  22. On May 22, 2011 at 1:48 am pickle3004 responded with... #

    i want a golden outhouse

  23. On May 22, 2011 at 1:45 am supertaco417 responded with... #

    Turtles can swim, smart one 😉

  24. On May 22, 2011 at 1:37 am paitnballqueen responded with... #

    turkeys can fly??

  25. On May 22, 2011 at 1:23 am bubbleclaire67 responded with... #

    i forgot your birthday hahaha

Add your response