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Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros

Lyrics from whatthefolk.net I’m the mother flippin’ Rhymenocerous My beats are fly and the birds are on my back And I’m horny I’m horny If you choose to proceed you will indeed concede Cos I hit you with my flow The Wild Rhino Stampede. I’m not just wild, I’m trained, Domesticated I was raised by a rapper and rhino that dated And subsequently procreated That’s how it goes Here’s the Hiphopopotamus The hip hop hippo They call me the Hiphopopotamus My lyrics are bottomless They call me the Hiphopopotamus Flows that glow like phosphorous Poppin’ off the top of this esophagus Rockin’ this metropolis I’m not a large water-dwelling mammal Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis? Did Steve tell you that, perchance? Steve. My rhymes and records they don’t get played Because my records and rhymes they don’t get made And if you rap like me you don’t get paid And if you roll like me you don’t get laid. My rhymes are so potent that in this small segment I made all of the ladies in the area pregnant Yes, sometimes my lyrics are sexist But you lovely bitches and hoes should know I’m trying to correct this. Other rappers dis me Say my rhymes are sissy. Why? Why? Why? What? Why exactly? What? Why? Be more constructive with your feedback, please. Why? Why? Why, because I rap about reality? Like me and my grandma drinking a cup of tea? There ain’t no party like my nanna’s tea party. Hey! Ho! I’m the motherflippin’ I’m the motherflippin’ I’m the motherflippin’ Who’s the motherflippin

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25 Responses to “Flight of the Conchords Ep 3 Hiphopopotamus vs. Rhymenoceros”

  1. On June 26, 2011 at 4:10 am JaredArentson responded with... #

    That is the guy from Dinner for Schmucks!

  2. On June 26, 2011 at 4:05 am sethyboy0 responded with... #

    595 people are alihaters who got kicked out of the watering hole.

  3. On June 26, 2011 at 3:57 am BeccaKatyCat responded with... #

    did Steve tell you that per chance? STEVE!

  4. On June 26, 2011 at 3:49 am AvengerAlex100 responded with... #

    bret and jermaine are just magic
    they must be geniuses to come up with this stuff!

  5. On June 26, 2011 at 3:47 am Sasuke2088 responded with... #

    A lot of people don’t get that this is MEANT to be a BAD comedy rap song. Get over yourselves and get a sense of humor, you 596 bastards.

  6. On June 26, 2011 at 3:42 am XxLickleMissMexX responded with... #

    @0.29 < the funniest part! :')

  7. On June 26, 2011 at 3:38 am LucDoyle responded with... #

    steve..

  8. On June 26, 2011 at 3:26 am cucumberkk responded with... #

    my favourite Conchords song!

  9. On June 26, 2011 at 3:16 am Melkor717 responded with... #

    @TechyTreckyNerd Do you think that we can’t see that you wrote that?

  10. On June 26, 2011 at 3:13 am LipCurtainDaddy responded with... #

    Nice Lip Curtain

  11. On June 26, 2011 at 2:29 am sellyourkidsforfood responded with... #

    I’m da muthaflippin’!!!

  12. On June 26, 2011 at 2:02 am VampireObsessedMiss responded with... #

    I always LOL at 1:53

  13. On June 26, 2011 at 1:26 am MissAbithajFormroom responded with... #

    IS THE BLONDE DUDE RORY FROM DOCTOR WHO!?

  14. On June 26, 2011 at 1:11 am xinder5 responded with... #

    @MissAbithajFormroom They’re both distinctly British, but they’re hardly the same. Facial structure is too different.

  15. On June 26, 2011 at 12:30 am xXMineanatorXx responded with... #

    @xinder5 Flight of the Concords are from New Zealand.

  16. On June 25, 2011 at 11:49 pm reychel6 responded with... #

    @MissAbithajFormroom He looks nothing like Rory from Doctor Who. :L

  17. On June 25, 2011 at 11:30 pm teaganferd responded with... #

    Best dancing I’ve seen in my life…

  18. On June 25, 2011 at 11:11 pm omgashes6 responded with... #

    will love for the rest of my life.

  19. On June 25, 2011 at 11:05 pm TheKrew003 responded with... #

    awesome!!!!!!

  20. On June 25, 2011 at 11:02 pm SamEmeryVlog responded with... #

    wait, so… they’re the mother flippin? or am i making stuff up?

  21. On June 25, 2011 at 10:22 pm bathconroys responded with... #

    Who invited that ****hole steve?

  22. On June 25, 2011 at 10:22 pm ebbitty132 responded with... #

    I like how Jemaine pauses after saying “They call me the Hiphopopotamus
    My lyrics are bottomless”

  23. On June 25, 2011 at 9:23 pm MrGreenmen26 responded with... #

    why? lol

  24. On June 25, 2011 at 8:50 pm cookiedibb23 responded with... #

    0:27-0:32 epic background dancing.

  25. On June 25, 2011 at 8:21 pm Mivsher responded with... #

    When I found out that Jermaine’s married I seriously was a bit upset. He’s such a sexy man!

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